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sleep fuck 

When a girl is asleep and the guy comes to sneak to her house. The guy fucks her in her sleep inwhich the girl feels absolutely nothing because she believes it's all a dream.
"Mahn where we're you last night?"
"oo i was sleep fuckin this girl. best night ever!"
sleep fuck by supergirl12345 April 14, 2008
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I Have One Questions...Do You Fuck Yourself To Sleep 

I Have One Questions...Do You Fuck Yourself To Sleep
I Have One Questions...Do You Fuck Yourself To Sleep

sleep fucking 

an act of having sex and not becomming fully aware of the situation until midway through the act.


see also. sleep walking but don't relate the meanings too closely
"that bitch just strattled me in the middle of the night...i wake up, and find her bouncing up and down on my cock"

"omgz dude she sleep fucked the shit out of you"

Sleep Fucked 

The state of and/or feeling of being incredibly groggy after long periods of sleep deprivation or too much sleep.
God, I am totally sleep fucked from last night's marathon dungeons and dragons session. OR

I slept through my whole weekend and now I am completely sleep fucked.

Sleep Fucker 

1. One who engages in sexual acts with another individual and who cannot remember doing such acts while no drugs are involved.

2. A hookup involving a person who is asleep while with another person but actively participating in the hookup.
When Jen woke up after hooking up with Jay, Jay realized she was a sleep fucker.
Sleep Fucker by Kyebosh October 26, 2005

Sheep fuck 

Someone who has no personal qualities, and immediately does what other sheep would do. The thought of thinking for yourself doesn’t exist. The epitome of a normie..
This sheep fuck makes a normie look tasteful
Sheep fuck by incirclebegging December 12, 2018

Sleep fucking 

A rare sleeping disorder similar to sleep walking, but with sexual acts instead.
Hey sorry about sleep fucking you last night.
Sleep fucking by Tsmitnig January 16, 2015
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