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a person who is really cool and keep your secrets, she can be mad at nothing sometimes and when you see she is don't ask her why because she will tell you shit, if you are her best friend you are fucking lucking, she will tell you whatever secret she has the ones that she don't even tell her own mom, if you get on a fight with her about something so important to her don't eve try to get back with her because she wont, its do important to her at this point you will be hey first one enemies
sledz by bitchfuk November 6, 2020
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Rotten Sled 

One time when I was a much younger gosling in my 20s, I had a mishap with a tampon. It was a light flow tampon, so it was one of the small ones. I had put it in and apparently I was over my cycle so I had completely forgotten about it. About a week later, my boyfriend and I were having sex and a terrible rotten smell was emanating from my vag. It literally smells like something and crawled up there and died. I was super embarrassed, but I knew I had to get to the bottom of it .

Later that night in the shower, I decided to fish around in there to see if I could find anything and lo and behold, I found a string. When I pulled it out… VOILA! ROTTEN SLED! I gaged so hard on the putrid cotton, it literally looked like a piece of rotting flesh, but the bottom was still a little bit white... like a sled covered in snow
Next time someone makes me angry, I'm going to sneak a rotten sled into their salad.
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