slaw man

a man that likes slaw and jumps on dogs and spill peoples drinks. a real legend.

"He spilled my drink! It must of been a slaw man"

by slawwwwsalemaiee December 16, 2019

man slaw

Extremely chunky vomit.

Dang, that is some nasty looking man slaw!

by Joey McNuggets September 3, 2006

Orange Man’s Law

For every criticism of Donald Trump, there is a tweet of his stating the exact opposite.

An example of Orange Man’s Law:
Donald Trump claims his tax return is immune from prosecution.

@realDonaldTrump: “Why would @BarackObama be spending millions of dollars to hide his records if he has nothing to hide?”

by whatever. whatever September 24, 2019

Man's Law

An unspoken, unwritten law, whereas one man will not expose another man's attempt to get action on the side . Ironically, one of the only ways to find out about said law, is to break it.

"Hey man that was fucked up telling Christine about Josh's fling. That's breaking Man's Law bro."

by Nathan V. October 2, 2008

Mancow's Law

Pedophiles and sexual predators may be subjected to the Death Penalty upon prosecution.

On his 3rd offense for raping a child under the age of 12, the pedophile fell victim to Mancow's Law and was sentenced to death by lethal injection.

by ActionPaintball September 7, 2006

Manley's law

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a user invoking Godwin's law approaches one.

Once Godwin's law has been raised, the thread is finished and whoever pandered to the meme has automatically "lost" whatever debate was in progress.

#1: That image is over 50kb and so cannot be funny.
#2: But you are just picking up on semantics, you are such a nazi.
#1: Hah! Godwin's law! You lose!
#2: Manley's law.

by Pedantichrist June 4, 2007

Manson's law of avoidance

Manson's law of avoidance says that, the more something threatens your identity, the more you will avoid it and I (Manson) bring this up in terms of what are the pieces of information that we protect ourselves from because ultimately, like grasping onto some sense of certainty, it's a means of protecting our ego from perceived threats and so, Manson's law basically says that, the more threatening something is, the more we will become certain in things that will help us avoid dealing with that truth.

An extension of Manson's law of avoidance is that, we should define ourselves as loosely and ambiguously as possible because the less defined ourself is, the less we need to cling to defense mechanisms or faulty ideas to protect ourselves. This is fundamentally a Buddhist idea, the idea of no self, if there is no such thing as self, then there's nothing to protect and there's nothing that you need to be certain about in the first place.

by AnonAmish97 June 22, 2023