"WE'RE GONNA MAKE BUTTONS *SLASH* MAKE CHAI *SLASH* WATCH EMPIRE RECORDS (damn Mark is sexy) *SLASH* MAKE BABIES *SLASH* AND THE LIST GOES ON! *SLASH* PARTY!
When you and your friends decide to have a party but only invite prostitutes and pay them with fake money. Once you're done you tell them to get lost and then order pineapple and hampizza because it fucking sucks.
Then you all start wailing on each other and breaking everything in the house.
The party ends with the smallest guy getting on the coffee table and shitting the biggest turd he can.
It should be noted that there is no alcohol involved in these events. Just orange juice. But not from concentrate. Cause fuck that shit.
Dude I wanna go to your ghetto smash party. Is it still on?
Of course bro you're always welcome but I haven't sorted out the prostitutes yet..
No worries bro there's loads down the street where I live!
Alright sorted :)
1) After pouring the desired amount of alcohol for a mixed drink, a party splash is a short extra pour of alcohol that you add to the drink to guarantee its strength.
Person pouring liquor: "Tell me when to stop..."
Partygoer: "...stop!"
Person pouring liquor: "A little party splash, and now we're all set."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.