slappy ham 

British term for face.

You should have seen his slappy ham when I ate his cold on the cob!

slappy ham by murgatroyd.f May 22, 2011

sloppy ham 

When your buddy comes over on new years day, and you let him put it in your butt, without any lube

Man, I love going over to my buddies house okn new years day for some sloppy ham

sloppy ham by Brohamjohnson January 1, 2018

Sloppy Hamster

When a man with a small penis rubs his junk in a girl's face while simutaneously dancing to "The Hamster Dance".

"Nick was lookin' for a good time so he turned up the music and gave some girl a sloppy hamster!"

Sloppy Hamster by Mastur&Cummander March 14, 2008

sloppy hamster

where you give a guy head and as he cums you shoves a hamster on his dick

last night my girl give me a sloppy hamster

sloppy hamster by myyeeter July 19, 2023

Sloppy hammock 

When the lady has extra meat hanging out, that is referred as a sloppy hammock

When Mike is kneeling comfortably behind Susan, he decided to go for the reach around to test length of her sloppy hammock

Sloppy hammock by Gmoose82 May 28, 2018

slappyjam 

Half tall man in stockholm with erectile dysfunction.

Defined Slappyjam får inte upp den.

slappyjam by Dr. Prazl June 22, 2018