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Slapping the Bag 

A term used to refer to a male jerking himself off.
What are you doing? ...Hanging out slapping the bag?
Slapping the Bag by Pinkruler August 6, 2012

slappin' the bag 

Here's how 'slappin' the bag' works: Obtain boxed wine. Open the box. Take out the bag of wine. Have a friend hold the bag up for you at face-level wherever that may be. Put your lips up on the spicket and open the valve. Suck/chug the nectar until you've had a respectable portion. Close the valve. Take your face off the spicket and give that naughty bag a slap like you mean it. Then take and hold the bag for the next person. GET BLASTED.
"Whose turn is it to slap the bag??"
"...yours!"
"Sweet. someone hold it for me"
...
*SLAP*

OMFG I LOVE SLAPPIN' THE BAG!!!!!!!
slappin' the bag by harrebawl July 15, 2011

slappin' the bag 

A drinking game in which you slap a cheap bag of wine (conveniently found inside a box of wine) and than take a big gulp from it. Known to create treasured memories you don't remember and pounding hangovers.
Duude, I was slappin' the bag way too many times last night, my head is killing me!
slappin' the bag by goutalout December 8, 2010

slappin' the bag 

Awkwardly chugging beer out of an indian sachel in Applebee's the restaurant, while simultaneously slapping it like a naughty baby's bottom.
Waitress: "Excuse me sir, what are you doing?"

Man: "I'm slappin' the bag, would you like to be slappin' the bag?"
slappin' the bag by Damascus May 28, 2008
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026