slap around

To masturbate

Doug went home for a slap around.

by SnubG June 6, 2018

The slap heard around the world

At the 2022 Academy Awards/Oscars Will Smith slapped Chris Rock after making a G. I. Jane joke. The aforementioned slap is known as "The slap heard around the world."

Almost 10 million people saw the slap heard around the world live.

by Yassssitopia April 2, 2022

slap dicking around

Doing a pointless activity for no reason but to piss away time.

I had nothing to do so I started slap dicking around with my dong for about an hour.

by Pussy master January 22, 2014

Slap ol’ Bozo Around

To Master-bate, whack off, punch the clown, slap and honk the red nose,

You up to anything this Friday night, did Stacey call you?

Nah, fuck all, think I’ll stay home and punch the clown, slap ol’ Bozo around for a few hours and go to bed.

by Fuck’nClownShoes July 4, 2021