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slannoyed 

Sleepy and super fucking annoyed at the same time.
I'm slannoyed every damn Monday morning.
slannoyed by SugaKookie9397 March 15, 2021
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Shannoned 

Wow, that chick at the party sure shannoned me!
Shannoned by Secret Developer August 23, 2012

scrannoyed 

This happens when playing online Scrabble. You realize, a nanosecond after you hit the 'play' button, that you could have added one tile and gotten way more points.
During my turn I added an 'e' and and 'm' to the 'h' that was there to make the word 'hem.' I was scrannoyed the moment that I hit 'play' when I realized that I could have added a 'p' (which would have been put on a triple word space).
scrannoyed by barbg May 14, 2011

Shannoned 

Being told no to something you have asked for, even if there is no good excuse.

Also, having been told no about an ideal to later see your idea be used by someone else.
Did you ask them about your idea?
I did and then I was shannoned
Shannoned by Icanntspell May 29, 2019

solannoyed

Refers to how you feel when the electric switch on your car's starter is faulty, and so you sometimes get just a sarcastic-sounding "click" when you turn the key; you then hafta lie down on da wet/muddy ground and crawl under da car to tap on da starter's metal casing with a hammer to get it to whirl over.
I hate it when members of da local deadbeat riff-raff ask me for rides but are never able to pay for my gas, and so I never get very solannoyed if my car's engine chooses not to budge that time when I turn da key, since it totally "lets me off da hook" --- I don't feel particularly concerned because I secretly know dat it's just an intermittent connection inside da starter which is easy to remedy with just a hammer-rap or two, but of course da dim-witted miscreants who asked me for da ride don't have a clue what da problem is --- they assume dat my car is totally inoperative, and so they just irritably hop back out and sulkily stomp off down da road to look for some other soft-hearted sucker from whom to bum a ride.
solannoyed by QuacksO January 24, 2019

saulannoyed 

Da hot-headed emotional-status of seething jealousy and resentment dat da infamous young Bible-character wif a fiery temper felt on many occasions; his unprovoked/unwarranted rage was so profound and intense dat it even caused him to viciously pursue and throw spears at those he was envious of.
I wonder if da reason dat da dude who was always so saulannoyed hadda eventually change his name to Paul was dat he needed to hide from da authorities who were after him for his murderous attempts on others' lives?
saulannoyed by QuacksO January 24, 2019

Shannoned 

To be denied a request for no reason
To have your idea be used after being reject by someone in charge
Did you ask about your idea?
Yes but it looks like I was shannoned
Shannoned by Icanntspell May 29, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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