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slam dunk'ed 

When some fat whale gets man juice all over their face while asleep.
Ryan : Hey, Sam. Why are you always coming to work with something on your face? You were drinking that milk shake again weren't you?

(Tired) Sam : Hey boss. No, I wasn't eating at work again, gosh! I guess my boyfriend slam dunk'ed on me when I fell asleep and I forgot to wash my face. Hey, is it lunch time yet?
slam dunk'ed by 4tehlulz October 16, 2008
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Slam Dunked 

The moment when all of the alcohol you drank hits you in the face.

When you fail at something more than another expression can describe.
"Yo bro, I just got SLAM DUNKED by these shots."

"Fuck, I'm going to get slam dunked on my exam tomorrow"
Slam Dunked by SlamDunker51 March 16, 2014

slam dunked right in the shitter 

Just get really fucked. (Restaurant rush).
Jesus, we are really getting slam dunked right in the shitter!

slam dunked 

john seriously slam dunked that person
slam dunked by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

Slam Dunked 

When a lady anus is railroaded by a penis during hard sex.
"LISA IS WALKING FUNNY TODAY, DID SHE HURT HERSELF?"

"NO, ROGER SLAM DUNKED HER IN THE ASS LAST NIGHT."
Slam Dunked by Akaeuvasha July 4, 2016

Slam dunked 

When your having a wank and accidently jizzed in your belly button on the full
(After wank) fuck I just slam dunked myself again
Slam dunked by Vette is a cunt March 21, 2019
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