slam dunk'ed

When some fat whale gets man juice all over their face while asleep.

Ryan : Hey, Sam. Why are you always coming to work with something on your face? You were drinking that milk shake again weren't you?

(Tired) Sam : Hey boss. No, I wasn't eating at work again, gosh! I guess my boyfriend slam dunk'ed on me when I fell asleep and I forgot to wash my face. Hey, is it lunch time yet?

by 4tehlulz October 16, 2008