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bitch slap
That hoe slaffed me in the face. I'm going to bust a cap in her ass
slaff by Pat Jack February 12, 2004
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When a young female masturbates, the sound they make is slosh... But when an elderly woman masturbates this is the sound they make. (See sloshing/fap for more information)
Guy 1: Ew I heard my 72 year old grandma slaffing last night.

Guy 2: Ew... At least that's not as bad as when I heard my 92 yr old pepep paffing -.-
slaff by T-7 April 7, 2009
When your dick and/or balls touch the toilet bowl or water.
"Babe, why do your balls smell like ass?"
"I just took a shit and sclaffed them in the toilet"
sclaff by MxLongDong March 24, 2023
Other word for being 'high' or 'stoned' by marihuana.
I am skaffa. you are skaffa. my mother is skaffa. we were so skaffa yesterday.
skaffa by Valentijn January 9, 2007

Scaffoombaggia (Ska-foom-bahtch)

(Italian-American Slang) An open palmed facial slap to a slack jaw, or the side of an open mouth which produces a loud, hollow sound.
I could feel the shockwave from across the room when Mikey Ga-Ga gave Sol a swift Scaffoombaggia (Ska-foom-bahtch), sending his face into orbit......
An awesome girl who every boy falls for, all the girls are jealous of and always knows what to wear. Shes got that confident aura that makes everyone want to be around her. You want to be a Saffiya.
I wish I was like Saffiya. Everyone loves her!
Saffiya by anonymous.funny June 15, 2018
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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