Definitions by T-7

paf 

When a young male masturbates, the sound they make is fap... But when an elderly gentlemen masturbates this is the sound they make. (See fap for more information)

Guy 1: Ew I heard my 72 year old pepep paffing last night.

Guy 2: Ew... At least that's not as bad as when I heard my 92 yr old grandmother slaffing -.-

paf by T-7 April 7, 2009

slaff 

When a young female masturbates, the sound they make is slosh... But when an elderly woman masturbates this is the sound they make. (See sloshing/fap for more information)

Guy 1: Ew I heard my 72 year old grandma slaffing last night.

Guy 2: Ew... At least that's not as bad as when I heard my 92 yr old pepep paffing -.-

slaff by T-7 April 7, 2009