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Spaffically
Lucy spaffically threw her work book against the wall, and rejoiced as it was shot to pieces by autonomous gun-turrets.
Unable to contain her pathological need for deception, Alice spaffically blurted out lie after lie, regardless of how unconvincing her statements were.
Sheriff John, holding the lifeless exoskeleton of his cyborg deputy, spaffically screamed at the sky as to why fate had stripped him of his colleague, life partner, and masseur.
Unable to contain her pathological need for deception, Alice spaffically blurted out lie after lie, regardless of how unconvincing her statements were.
Sheriff John, holding the lifeless exoskeleton of his cyborg deputy, spaffically screamed at the sky as to why fate had stripped him of his colleague, life partner, and masseur.
Spaffically by JankZappa December 31, 2021
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Shaffick
A cool dude with a leg that might be twisted or broken. Don't let his apperence fool you he might look 12 but he's a grown man.
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Spaffic Jam
Noun: Where a male ejaculates and then tries to urinate shortly afterwards causing a blockage in his urethra. This often results in pain and inflammation of the penis head as the combination of spaff and urine can not be released.
"I had a great sex with my girlfriend last night but when I went to the toilet afterwards I ran into a major spaffic jam. I was stuck for 20 minutes!"
"I better pee before I masturbate, I don't want another spaffic jam"
"I better pee before I masturbate, I don't want another spaffic jam"
Spaffic Jam by spaffmaster August 16, 2011
Spaffic spone
A spaffic spone is a traffic cone covered in spunk, coming from the pre-fix sp (covered in spunk) and the noun traffic cone (an item used to mark construction)
Spaffic spone by Kaos_Imp May 19, 2026
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