Slaffic 

Slow moving traffic.

Man I'm going to be late for work this morning, this slaffic on the bypass is brutal.
Better phone and tell the boss.

Slaffic by sparkyB May 30, 2019

Spaffically 

Adverb; in a manner pertaining to sudden and violent ejaculation.

Lucy spaffically threw her work book against the wall, and rejoiced as it was shot to pieces by autonomous gun-turrets.

Unable to contain her pathological need for deception, Alice spaffically blurted out lie after lie, regardless of how unconvincing her statements were.

Sheriff John, holding the lifeless exoskeleton of his cyborg deputy, spaffically screamed at the sky as to why fate had stripped him of his colleague, life partner, and masseur.

Spaffically by JankZappa December 31, 2021

Shaffick 

A cool dude with a leg that might be twisted or broken. Don't let his apperence fool you he might look 12 but he's a grown man.

Stop shaffick your too good at ball

Shaffick by Big dick billi September 17, 2017

Spaffic Jam 

Noun: Where a male ejaculates and then tries to urinate shortly afterwards causing a blockage in his urethra. This often results in pain and inflammation of the penis head as the combination of spaff and urine can not be released.

"I had a great sex with my girlfriend last night but when I went to the toilet afterwards I ran into a major spaffic jam. I was stuck for 20 minutes!"

"I better pee before I masturbate, I don't want another spaffic jam"

Spaffic Jam by spaffmaster August 16, 2011

Safficas 

The co owner of rubbery runway. Has headless. Likes anime. Is very nice :3. Likes to use :3. Favorite emoji is THEE cum emoji. Bf is Noah.

Omg is that THEE co owner of robbery and a chuuya nakahara fan! It’s safficas. Sign my toe please :3

Safficas by Brldesmaid December 20, 2021

Spaffic spone

A spaffic spone is a traffic cone covered in spunk, coming from the pre-fix sp (covered in spunk) and the noun traffic cone (an item used to mark construction)

Look, a spaffic spone!
Why is there a spaffic spone?

Spaffic spone by Kaos_Imp May 19, 2026