slab head 

a biiger than big head

rachel wilson has a slab head

slab head by daveifdggfdg May 18, 2006

Slabhead 

A word used to describe ex Leicester City and England Centre Back, Harry Maguire

Man 1- Hey you know that slabhead geezer?
Man 2- Nah what about him?
Man 1- I hear he's a right twat

Slabhead by TheCommunistFly February 19, 2020

Slabhead 

Derogatory term for a person with a massive head that looks like a breezeblock, and who usually has a very attractive mum.

''Haha, OLD SLABHEAD!!!, I had your mum last night!''

''SLABHEAD!!!, Stay away from the little children!''

Slabhead by Neb Renlim December 9, 2008

slabhead 

a shit maguire that will celebrate his own goals

slabhead can run my yard and hell pass out

slabhead by applebujee6 January 13, 2023

Brandy (slabhead) 

Square headed individual (who looks uncannily like herobrine from minecraft)
Biggest poser to grace the planet. Fond of molesting Lorcan the lavished one.
Higher up the food chain there is one named Brendan The GIMP WHO STANDS ABOVE ALL.
You can find him guarding 32 spern view (THE AZTEC ICE CREAM GOD CISSIES BURIAL PLACE)
Brandy (slabhead) can normally be found following a big blubber whale (CB).

Your a brandy (slabhead)

Brandy (slabhead) by MIssyChocolateCarpet June 27, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020