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Slabhead 

A word used to describe ex Leicester City and England Centre Back, Harry Maguire
Man 1- Hey you know that slabhead geezer?
Man 2- Nah what about him?
Man 1- I hear he's a right twat
Slabhead by TheCommunistFly February 19, 2020

Slabhead 

Derogatory term for a person with a massive head that looks like a breezeblock, and who usually has a very attractive mum.
''Haha, OLD SLABHEAD!!!, I had your mum last night!''

''SLABHEAD!!!, Stay away from the little children!''
Slabhead by Neb Renlim December 9, 2008

slabhead 

a shit maguire that will celebrate his own goals
slabhead can run my yard and hell pass out
slabhead by applebujee6 January 13, 2023

Brandy (slabhead) 

Square headed individual (who looks uncannily like herobrine from minecraft)
Biggest poser to grace the planet. Fond of molesting Lorcan the lavished one.
Higher up the food chain there is one named Brendan The GIMP WHO STANDS ABOVE ALL.
You can find him guarding 32 spern view (THE AZTEC ICE CREAM GOD CISSIES BURIAL PLACE)
Brandy (slabhead) can normally be found following a big blubber whale (CB).

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026