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SkyMall Engineering 

An IT management tactic of promoting and mandating solutions that they do not understand. These solutions were made by looking at the cover of the latest IT trade magazine.
The new "Clould Computing" direction the company is taking is a good piece off SkyMall Engineering.
SkyMall Engineering by fumundah August 26, 2009
A trash rag found in the seat pockets of many major airlines in America. Provided solely for the purpose of mindless entertainment. Anyone that actually considers, or partakes in purchasing any items from this magazine could be called an inane fucknut.
(x_x) : Fuck dude! The lavatory is out of toilet paper.

(^_^) : No worries, take this skymall!
skymall by johnredcorn October 25, 2009

Skymall solution 

An absurdly single-purposed tool or solution which solves a problem you don't actually have. Like many products in the popular in-flight catalog, Skymall.
I thanked my cousin for the gift of a Hot Dog Toaster, but thought I'd never need to cook enough hot dogs to justify owning such a Skymall solution.
Skymall solution by epynephrin September 14, 2012
Word of the Day on September 22, 2012
An innovative retail in-flight gift catalog, that let people order directly from the plane. Skymall catalog and it's advertised items at one time were seen by approximately 650 million air travelers each year.
SkyMall business model, lead other businesses to refined this good idea and take it to the next level.
SkyMall by www.theweeklydeals.com September 30, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026