Definitions by epynephrin

Skymall solution 

An absurdly single-purposed tool or solution which solves a problem you don't actually have. Like many products in the popular in-flight catalog, Skymall.

I thanked my cousin for the gift of a Hot Dog Toaster, but thought I'd never need to cook enough hot dogs to justify owning such a Skymall solution.

Skymall solution by epynephrin September 14, 2012

Go on Shanks' Pony 

To walk, to travel by foot.

Coming from old lawnmowers, which were pulled by horses yet designed without somewhere for the driver to sit.

When the subway broke down, and there was no shuttle bus in sight, I opted to go home on Shanks' Pony.

Go on Shanks' Pony by epynephrin January 6, 2005