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skwobble 

skwobble is just a cooler way to say "half assing"
mom: stop skwobbleing and do it right dammit!
skwobble by baba June 18, 2006
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Skwobble 

To be hunched over or top heavy and to be eyes looking towards to the ground looking for something; anything not even really looking for anything in particular down to the item that's probably already in your pocket; just to cause riff raff- throwing material items and trash all the items that aren't yours to hopefully doubtfully catch your item in the midst of the valley from one side of the room to the other mixing it all up. Making a mess out of your area is easy to do, and no one can participate or particularly blame you for any of it.
Why did you come back; just to skwobble my stuff again and make a mess of everything in our room?
Skwobble by Lilbabygrem February 25, 2022
the best account on tiktok that there is!!
sam: “have you seen the new swobble post? IT’S SO TOTALLY AWESOME!”
el: “no but i’ll check it out rn, because i absolutely LOVE swobble😍😍”
swobble by lwt goober 2509 May 30, 2021
Swobble is an abbreviation for "Swear on the Holy Bible". Also, When you "swobble" on something, you are saying that what you said is true or affirmative and if it turns out to be false, you get two slaps to the face with no resistance allowed
I swobble I didn't eat the cake in the fridge, it was someone else!
Swobble by Bigmangeoff August 6, 2018
to swobble means rating the usability of things in the internet like websites and web-applications.
Gary swobbled amazon.com and came to the conlusion that its a good place to shop online.
swobble by charles de gaulles March 2, 2009
To take two or more penises insert them into your mouth and "swab" them with your tongue
Jordan attempted to get a swobble going on the bus but no one was acknowledging him
Swobble by Pseudorififc April 1, 2009
Taken from furry speak, a skwibble is a quick drawing of a Class of 3000 character in a given situation. Usually requested to no specific person and drawn in bad quality.
Person A: “Can someone draw Eddie and Tamika sharing a sundae for me?”
Person B: “I’ll make a skwibble for you!”
Skwibble by yayyyyy me! August 9, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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