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Swobble is an abbreviation for "Swear on the Holy Bible". Also, When you "swobble" on something, you are saying that what you said is true or affirmative and if it turns out to be false, you get two slaps to the face with no resistance allowed
I swobble I didn't eat the cake in the fridge, it was someone else!
Swobble by Bigmangeoff August 6, 2018
to swobble means rating the usability of things in the internet like websites and web-applications.
Gary swobbled amazon.com and came to the conlusion that its a good place to shop online.
swobble by charles de gaulles March 2, 2009
To take two or more penises insert them into your mouth and "swab" them with your tongue
Jordan attempted to get a swobble going on the bus but no one was acknowledging him
Swobble by Pseudorififc April 1, 2009
A substitute for "Promise" originating in Melbourne, Australia. Sometimes used as "Swobble Mobble No Crossies" to indicate that crossing ones fingers to break the promise is invalid and cannot be used.
Tim: Bro you cannot tell anyone, Swobble?
Garry: Swobble cunt ofc

Hobble Gobble Swobble 

The act of crushing up any medication up into a line snorting it up and licking it off your face getting all sorts of f*cked eppppp!!!!!
pain killers muscle relaxers and adderall uppers downers anything you can get your greedy little hands on to Hobble Gobble Swobble
When something wobbles uncontrollably, either when you wobble something (usually a part of the body) uncontrollably or when someone walks and their fat wobbles.
"Stop swobbling my fat!"

"Wow, my jelly looks swobbly today"

Person A: "OMFG did you see that girl’s ass?"
Person B: "Yeah, that swobbled like shite"
Swobbly by Robca April 1, 2015
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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