swobble 

the best account on tiktok that there is!!

sam: “have you seen the new swobble post? IT’S SO TOTALLY AWESOME!”
el: “no but i’ll check it out rn, because i absolutely LOVE swobble😍😍”

swobble by lwt goober 2509 May 30, 2021

Swobble 

Swobble is an abbreviation for "Swear on the Holy Bible". Also, When you "swobble" on something, you are saying that what you said is true or affirmative and if it turns out to be false, you get two slaps to the face with no resistance allowed

I swobble I didn't eat the cake in the fridge, it was someone else!

Swobble by Bigmangeoff August 6, 2018

swobble 

to swobble means rating the usability of things in the internet like websites and web-applications.

Gary swobbled amazon.com and came to the conlusion that its a good place to shop online.

swobble by charles de gaulles March 2, 2009

Swobble 

To take two or more penises insert them into your mouth and "swab" them with your tongue

Jordan attempted to get a swobble going on the bus but no one was acknowledging him

Swobble by Pseudorififc April 1, 2009

Swobble 

A substitute for "Promise" originating in Melbourne, Australia. Sometimes used as "Swobble Mobble No Crossies" to indicate that crossing ones fingers to break the promise is invalid and cannot be used.

Tim: Bro you cannot tell anyone, Swobble?
Garry: Swobble cunt ofc

Swobble by MiGoRengWithFrozenVegetables October 2, 2019

Hobble Gobble Swobble 

The act of crushing up any medication up into a line snorting it up and licking it off your face getting all sorts of f*cked eppppp!!!!!

pain killers muscle relaxers and adderall uppers downers anything you can get your greedy little hands on to Hobble Gobble Swobble

Hobble Gobble Swobble by Junkie Stunter August 16, 2012

Swobbly 

When something wobbles uncontrollably, either when you wobble something (usually a part of the body) uncontrollably or when someone walks and their fat wobbles.

"Stop swobbling my fat!"

"Wow, my jelly looks swobbly today"

Person A: "OMFG did you see that girl’s ass?"
Person B: "Yeah, that swobbled like shite"

Swobbly by Robca April 1, 2015