skoon dog 

A dog that is very old, or a dog that is crippled

The dog grew old over the years and lost his leg and became a skoon dog.

skoon dog by El Smockito April 12, 2005

Like a dog on a spoon 

When something makes no sense whatsoever and is super confusing

"Hey did you understand anything our professor was saying today." "No man it was like a dog on a spoon."

Like a dog on a spoon by Kraken Panda March 17, 2020

spoon-doggle

To trick someone with a circular kind of reasoning. To pull the proverbial wool over their eyes.

He tried to spoon-doggle me with his innocent charm, attempting to persuade me into joining him on the couch.

spoon-doggle by breastany September 29, 2003