Skoon

A circle on the breast of which the nipple is center. the distance from the tip of the nipple to the edge of the erythema (the red part) is half of the radius of the skoon.

"Did you see the Skoons on that hoe?"

"time to hit the ole Skoon"

Skoon by carl weaver and arnold binks July 29, 2009

Skoon

to knife someone with a spoon, making it hurt more.

I had to skoon a bitch when he messed with my girl.

Skoon by Matt Pelc November 11, 2005

Skoon

N. Short for Super Koon, one who is such a koon, that their koon-like abilities seem... super...

V.1) To Underhandedly or subvertly do or take something, usually something you're not supposed to do or have.
V.2) To half ass something

Adj. (skoony, skoonish) Describing something half-assed

Adv. (skoonadly) Having done something half-assadly

N. Don't be such a skoon, give me back my waffle you stole out of the toaster.

V.1 I skooned us some sodas from the store, and the guy didn't even see me.

V.2 You didn't clean up, all you did was skoon all the junk under the couch.

Adj. My examples for this word are all skoony.

Adv. I have skoonadly finished my urban dictionary entry.

Skoon by Daskoon June 28, 2009

Skoon

A snitch ass clucking bottom-feeding piece of shit tramp

Dude, get this fucking skoon ass bitch out of here .

Skoon by Oso pimpin November 11, 2021

skoon dog 

A dog that is very old, or a dog that is crippled

The dog grew old over the years and lost his leg and became a skoon dog.

skoon dog by El Smockito April 12, 2005

Ali Skoon Skoon 

An exclaimation of joy that only COOL old ladies say.

"Ali Skoon Skoon," replied the elderly woman. "You be back soon now."

Ali Skoon Skoon by Mary Sue Jackson July 26, 2004

Chicken Nugget Scoon 

A person with low self confidence that does not fair well in social situations. Someone who is perceived as soft, that won't stick up for themselves. Often easily intimidated and cowed into submission when met with direct conflict. A bitch or pussy.

An idiom that refers to the person in question as a type of "Chicken Nugget" to be devoured effortlessly by hungry, more dominant members of the social order.

Peter is a straight A student, but he often gets violently attacked and shoved into lockers by the football team because he is a chicken nugget scoon who won't do shit.

Chicken Nugget Scoon by Cartesian Dualism January 17, 2018