Skoon
A circle on the breast of which the nipple is center. the distance from the tip of the nipple to the edge of the erythema (the red part) is half of the radius of the skoon.
Skoon by carl weaver and arnold binks July 29, 2009
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Skoon
N. Short for Super Koon, one who is such a koon, that their koon-like abilities seem... super...
V.1) To Underhandedly or subvertly do or take something, usually something you're not supposed to do or have.
V.2) To half ass something
Adj. (skoony, skoonish) Describing something half-assed
Adv. (skoonadly) Having done something half-assadly
V.1) To Underhandedly or subvertly do or take something, usually something you're not supposed to do or have.
V.2) To half ass something
Adj. (skoony, skoonish) Describing something half-assed
Adv. (skoonadly) Having done something half-assadly
N. Don't be such a skoon, give me back my waffle you stole out of the toaster.
V.1 I skooned us some sodas from the store, and the guy didn't even see me.
V.2 You didn't clean up, all you did was skoon all the junk under the couch.
Adj. My examples for this word are all skoony.
Adv. I have skoonadly finished my urban dictionary entry.
V.1 I skooned us some sodas from the store, and the guy didn't even see me.
V.2 You didn't clean up, all you did was skoon all the junk under the couch.
Adj. My examples for this word are all skoony.
Adv. I have skoonadly finished my urban dictionary entry.
Skoon
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skoon dog
skoon dog by El Smockito April 12, 2005
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Ali Skoon Skoon by Mary Sue Jackson July 26, 2004
Chicken Nugget Scoon
A person with low self confidence that does not fair well in social situations. Someone who is perceived as soft, that won't stick up for themselves. Often easily intimidated and cowed into submission when met with direct conflict. A bitch or pussy.
An idiom that refers to the person in question as a type of "Chicken Nugget" to be devoured effortlessly by hungry, more dominant members of the social order.
An idiom that refers to the person in question as a type of "Chicken Nugget" to be devoured effortlessly by hungry, more dominant members of the social order.
Peter is a straight A student, but he often gets violently attacked and shoved into lockers by the football team because he is a chicken nugget scoon who won't do shit.
Chicken Nugget Scoon by Cartesian Dualism January 17, 2018
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