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to knife someone with a spoon, making it hurt more.
I had to skoon a bitch when he messed with my girl.
Skoon by Matt Pelc November 11, 2005
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N. Short for Super Koon, one who is such a koon, that their koon-like abilities seem... super...

V.1) To Underhandedly or subvertly do or take something, usually something you're not supposed to do or have.
V.2) To half ass something

Adj. (skoony, skoonish) Describing something half-assed

Adv. (skoonadly) Having done something half-assadly
N. Don't be such a skoon, give me back my waffle you stole out of the toaster.

V.1 I skooned us some sodas from the store, and the guy didn't even see me.

V.2 You didn't clean up, all you did was skoon all the junk under the couch.

Adj. My examples for this word are all skoony.

Adv. I have skoonadly finished my urban dictionary entry.
Skoon by Daskoon June 28, 2009
A snitch ass clucking bottom-feeding piece of shit tramp
Dude, get this fucking skoon ass bitch out of here .
Skoon by Oso pimpin November 11, 2021

skoon dog 

A dog that is very old, or a dog that is crippled
The dog grew old over the years and lost his leg and became a skoon dog.
skoon dog by El Smockito April 12, 2005

Ali Skoon Skoon 

An exclaimation of joy that only COOL old ladies say.
"Ali Skoon Skoon," replied the elderly woman. "You be back soon now."

Chicken Nugget Scoon 

A person with low self confidence that does not fair well in social situations. Someone who is perceived as soft, that won't stick up for themselves. Often easily intimidated and cowed into submission when met with direct conflict. A bitch or pussy.

An idiom that refers to the person in question as a type of "Chicken Nugget" to be devoured effortlessly by hungry, more dominant members of the social order.
Peter is a straight A student, but he often gets violently attacked and shoved into lockers by the football team because he is a chicken nugget scoon who won't do shit.
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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