Sklep

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1. A dirty massive swamp rat that really stinks

2. A polish shop

Jerry: OI, RICARDO, LOOK AT THAT FUCKING SKLEP IN THE HILLS, I WANT TO SKULLFUCK IT REAL HARD LIKE!
Ricardo: YOU SAID IT JERRY.

2. Alfie Gordon's wonder emporium, the sklep

Sklep by DamcoHeadOffice November 21, 2011

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Sklep

A corner shop or other convenience store run for, by or on behalf of Eastern European people

"Hey Alex, I'm off to the sklep, you want some tins of piwo picking up?"

Person 1: "Is the sklep still selling tinnies for 80p each?"
Person 2: "Nah, it got busted by Revenue & Customs again, they're back up to £1.25"

Sklep by Pete100 August 10, 2012

Related Words

skleps • Sklepophobia • Sklepping • polski sklep • polsk sklep • skeppy • skeep • Skep • Skephalo • Skephqlo

polski sklep

Literally means "Polish Shop".

A store selling exclusively Polish products, mostly food but can also include newspapers, magazines, seasonal goods. These have sprung up all over the UK in recent years with the huge influx of Poles, even in those areas where they are outnumbered by other ethnic communities, (such as Tooting in London).

They all mostly stock the same sort of products, which unfortunately means that the more businessmen get in on the act the smaller the profits. Well known products include polish bread, pierogi, danio yogurts, kielbasa, sauerkraut, pickled cucumbers to name a few.

As well as being frequented by Poles, there are a fair share of British consumers who venture into a Polski Sklep.

"God, I can't believe yet another polski sklep has opened on Tooting high street, theres already one about 10 metres down the road"

"Kumpilam te wysmienite ogorki w polskim sklepie na ealingu"

polski sklep by Morela April 26, 2008

polsk sklep

its what cam the rali goes to every day

Cam Went to the polsk sklep so he could buy his jollof rice

polsk sklep by hobomegatron January 12, 2021

Skeppy

A tiny diamond man

Oh my goodness skeppy

Skeppy by BeeIsCool February 1, 2020

Skeppy poo poo

skeppy poo poo is a legend who likes to be in skeppy's videos

skeppy is a skeppy poo poo

Skeppy poo poo by Tails The Bro October 16, 2019

skephalo

a ship between the two minecraft youtubers skeppy and badboyhalo. this is a popular ship in the mcyt fandom.

person 1: "i ship dreamnotfound! what about you?"
person 2: "i ship skephalo!"

skephalo by soupofcan January 9, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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