Skiwi

A Swiss person that desperately wants to be a New Zealander. Signs to look out for: inappropriate tribal or polynesian tattoos and a dodgy accent.

Yannick Staubli is such a Skiwi

by Claude Monet August 16, 2013

skiwy

when ice cream starts to melt and becomes soupy.

"wow I should have eaten my ice cream sooner, it has become so skiwy."

by skiwycreater February 15, 2022

skiwi

A Skiing Kiwi
Native to New Zealand

The skiwi thought that he could ski
but couldn't turn and hit a tree

by Cosmic Kiwi July 28, 2004

SKiwi

Used as an abreviation for Southern Kiwi
A native of New Zealand specifically living in the South Island.

Pseudonym used by the online entity "Southern Kiwi"

Skiwi is one of the clan elders for the online gaming community known as VC Clan

by Skiwi April 7, 2008

Skiwi Dumb

A dumb that takes more than 1 hour

Person A: Hey bro! I'm going to take a dumb!
Person B: it better not be a Skiwi Dumb, bro! Not gonna wait here hours!

by Dwope January 8, 2018

Skiwi

Lingo for scotch or whiskey. Common among coloureds in Zambia.

Fuckers are old I have had 4 zoobs and my first skiwi now

by Muzungu January 6, 2018