10 definitions by bolivari

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by bolivari May 25, 2023

fucking

something a man of the homies wouldnt do

"i wanna go fucking her"
"nah bro stfu ur one of the boys"

by bolivari July 29, 2023

Sex

Something that you have never had in your entire life, and never will.

I just searched up the word sex because i want to know what its like, but instead got this

by bolivari May 25, 2023

Father Figure

Something you do not have, and have waited thousands of years for, because he said hes "getting milk". Almost nobody had them come back, and when they are back, they are loving, and the child is a gigachad.

I just looked up father figure because i dont have one.

by bolivari May 25, 2023

asexual

being a man of the homies

"Why does he rehject everyone? Hes literally the best here!"

"hes asexual bro stfu"

by bolivari July 22, 2023

cerebrovascular arteriosclerosis

what the fuck did you just type?

thickening, hardening, and narrow of cerebrovascular arteries.

"yo gerald ford died to arteriosclerotic cerebrovascular disease (same thing"
"what did u just say"
"he had cerebrovascular arteriosclerosis"
bro the fuck am i supposed to do this i wrote the definition in this at the end im not spending all night making a fucking urban definition. HOLY SHIT BRO IM JUST GONNA CNP: "Cerebral arteriosclerosis is a disease that occurs when the arteries in the brain become hard, thick, and narrow due to the buildup of plaque (fatty deposits) inside the artery walls." HOLY SHIT I DEFINED IT

by bolivari July 29, 2023

dumbass

my brother

my brother: "pretend this is gibberish okay"

me: "BRO STFU DUMBASS YOU SOUND LIKE FUCKING COC MUSIC AT MAX VOLUME DUMBASS COUNT TO 20"

by bolivari July 22, 2023