bolivari's definitions

Father Figure

Something you do not have, and have waited thousands of years for, because he said hes "getting milk". Almost nobody had them come back, and when they are back, they are loving, and the child is a gigachad.

I just looked up father figure because i dont have one.

by bolivari May 25, 2023

dumbass

my brother

my brother: "pretend this is gibberish okay"

me: "BRO STFU DUMBASS YOU SOUND LIKE FUCKING COC MUSIC AT MAX VOLUME DUMBASS COUNT TO 20"

by bolivari July 22, 2023

The N-Word Pass

A majestic item that can be used only once to do anything, and it can only be gived to you by black people.

Yo, thanks for the N-Word Pass my -n word-

Your welcome, now give it back to me.

by bolivari May 25, 2023

Skibidi Toilet Syndrome

A psychological disorder, mainly in children, caused by an addiction to the "Skibidi Toilet" trend, a very cringy one. It only really harms psychological development, as seen in people who have been able to share whats happening with their siblings.

"bro my brother wont stop going inside this trash can and singing some dead meme song what is happening"
"he has Skibidi Toilet Syndrome from what im guessing"

by bolivari September 3, 2023

asexual

being a man of the homies

"Why does he rehject everyone? Hes literally the best here!"

"hes asexual bro stfu"

by bolivari July 22, 2023

cerebrovascular arteriosclerosis

what the fuck did you just type?

thickening, hardening, and narrow of cerebrovascular arteries.

"yo gerald ford died to arteriosclerotic cerebrovascular disease (same thing"
"what did u just say"
"he had cerebrovascular arteriosclerosis"
bro the fuck am i supposed to do this i wrote the definition in this at the end im not spending all night making a fucking urban definition. HOLY SHIT BRO IM JUST GONNA CNP: "Cerebral arteriosclerosis is a disease that occurs when the arteries in the brain become hard, thick, and narrow due to the buildup of plaque (fatty deposits) inside the artery walls." HOLY SHIT I DEFINED IT

by bolivari July 28, 2023

Ohio

haha ohio is still funny you MUST LAUGH

ohio

by bolivari July 29, 2023