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A Swiss person that desperately wants to be a New Zealander. Signs to look out for: inappropriate tribal or polynesian tattoos and a dodgy accent.
Yannick Staubli is such a Skiwi
by Claude Monet August 16, 2013
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A Skiing Kiwi
Native to New Zealand
The skiwi thought that he could ski
but couldn't turn and hit a tree
by Cosmic Kiwi July 28, 2004
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Used as an abreviation for Southern Kiwi
A native of New Zealand specifically living in the South Island.

Pseudonym used by the online entity "Southern Kiwi"

Skiwi is one of the clan elders for the online gaming community known as VC Clan
by Skiwi April 06, 2008
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Lingo for scotch or whiskey. Common among coloureds in Zambia.
Fuckers are old I have had 4 zoobs and my first skiwi now
by Muzungu April 24, 2018
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