Urban Dictionary: Definitions by KWhit1982

Doggie Dinglets

The small, nasty pieces of poop stuck to a dog's butt.

Always make use of rubber gloves when removing doggie dinglets from your dog's behind.

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When you've been cursed with teeny, tiny titties.

You don't want skittletits -they're not even a mouthful, and that's a real waste!

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It's like the candy bar, one cannot get enough.

Hungry? Why wait-grab a Snickertwat !

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A type of fetish used during intimate moments.

Please let me put my toes in your tits-let us perform tit-toes !

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Dude, you're such an assbag !

Assbag by KWhit1982 May 19, 2016

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A straight person who only "experiments" with a lesbian.

I'm NOT gay, I'm STRAIGHT-maybe I'm just a Strezbo ??

Strezbo by KWhit1982 May 19, 2016

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Sadly, a younger or close to middle aged person with large, saggy tits like an elderly woman.

They say more than a mouthful is a waste-well, these gorilla tits can smother a person if they aren't careful!

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