a man who goes around to girls, telling them how much he loves them, and then "falls in love" with another in a short period of time. the pattern repeats, and this type of man cannot stay in a relationship for a long time.
dan is such a skirtchaser. right after he broke up with me, he was telling allie how much he loves her.
1. A man who finds himself attracted to any member of the human race with two boobs and a happy fun spot. Often spends a majority of his pointless and lonely life chasing after such a member of the human race completely ignorant to the fact that they have no interest in him and would wish for him to rot in a ditch somewhere with a clown jumping up and down on his deflated testicles.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.