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skirt chaser 

a man who goes around to girls, telling them how much he loves them, and then "falls in love" with another in a short period of time. the pattern repeats, and this type of man cannot stay in a relationship for a long time.
dan is such a skirt chaser. right after he broke up with me, he was telling allie how much he loves her.
skirt chaser by godieokaybye August 22, 2007

Skirt chaser 

1. A man who finds himself attracted to any member of the human race with two boobs and a happy fun spot. Often spends a majority of his pointless and lonely life chasing after such a member of the human race completely ignorant to the fact that they have no interest in him and would wish for him to rot in a ditch somewhere with a clown jumping up and down on his deflated testicles.

2. Harsh Reality
"If I were to kick him in the crotch too hard, I might accidentally give him brain damage and kill him. AND THEN WHO WOULD BE THE BAD PERSON THING!?"
Skirt chaser by Ryunnie July 31, 2003

Vampire Skirt Chaser 

Someone who chases after sexy goth girls. Originated from Diana.
You Vampire skirt chaser! I know you're going out there trying to get in her pants!!! Why haven't you called me???
Vampire Skirt Chaser by Selice August 29, 2006

skirt chase 

The act of going after a she. Y'all know what I mean,trynna get that pussy
Daddy told me paper chase before skirt chase
skirt chase by Pinnochinco July 22, 2014
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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