1. The remaining ass
crust on an unwashed pair of boxers.
2. A mythical creature that lives in laundry detergent.
3. The man. The guy. The eternal
scrub-owner.
Person 1: "Hey dude, you want to go and
play videogames?"
Person
2: "Naw dude, I've got to clean the swinklefunk out of my
underwear."