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Skinflute 

A mans schlong, wang, dick, penis, pickle, aka, thrombone...which after his woman skillfully blows a magical tune on...rewards them both with some amount of juicy man creme.
Me; I couldn't believe my wife last night! Betty went nuts playing my Skinflute like we were honeymooners again...She was a wild woman! Buddy; She probably went shopping again and you're gonna die when you see the charges. Me; Yea, Betty can shop all she wants if she plays my Skinflute like that 3 times a week!. Buddy; Peggy already blows my Skinflute like a pro...Peggy would have to let me do her in the butt for no-limit shopping. Me; Hey, that's not a bad idea. Betty could blow my Skinflute and then let me do her bunghole. Thanks for the idea!

Skin flute Dick Cock Gristle missle Schlong Man pickle
Skinflute by BigMonkey June 1, 2013

Skinflute 

The slang term for penis.
Playing the skinflute is the slang equivalent of male masturbation.
Skinflute by karmasuetrae November 8, 2012

skinflute 

The valve on a cooler to drain the excess water.
"Hey man, why don't you open the skinflute so this damn cooler won't be so heavy to carry!"
skinflute by DLBoss August 26, 2006

Skinflute yucker 

A stupid dog face yucker that excels at playing the skin flute
Hey look at Debbie she’s the goat of being the best skinflute yucker. That dumb bitch

Sinfluencer

The perfect definition for junior Grimes (or “june wick”) A bad boy that makes inappropriate Tik toks and enjoys creating chaos as well as spreading fear through his malevolent agenda

@juniortrooper69 is the reason tik tok should be forbidden or banned
EXAMPLE:

Junior: I’m not an influencer

Person 1: yes we know your a sinfluencer

Junior: and don’t you forget it , frenchy!

Person 1: ugh
Sinfluencer by Babyfox November 3, 2021

skin flute 

A skin flute is a very special, but not very unique type of flute commonly referred to as a PENIS. Someone who plays the skin flute sucks a lot of cock
Man, that Thomas kid sure spends a lot of time playing his buddy's skin flute
skin flute by Steven September 26, 2004
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
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