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Skinflute 

Hey bitch, wanna play my skinflute?
Skinflute by Niggery Diggery Doc September 12, 2003
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Skinflute 

A mans schlong, wang, dick, penis, pickle, aka, thrombone...which after his woman skillfully blows a magical tune on...rewards them both with some amount of juicy man creme.
Me; I couldn't believe my wife last night! Betty went nuts playing my Skinflute like we were honeymooners again...She was a wild woman! Buddy; She probably went shopping again and you're gonna die when you see the charges. Me; Yea, Betty can shop all she wants if she plays my Skinflute like that 3 times a week!. Buddy; Peggy already blows my Skinflute like a pro...Peggy would have to let me do her in the butt for no-limit shopping. Me; Hey, that's not a bad idea. Betty could blow my Skinflute and then let me do her bunghole. Thanks for the idea!

Skin flute Dick Cock Gristle missle Schlong Man pickle
Skinflute by BigMonkey June 1, 2013

Skinflute 

The slang term for penis.
Playing the skinflute is the slang equivalent of male masturbation.
Skinflute by karmasuetrae November 8, 2012

skinflute 

The valve on a cooler to drain the excess water.
"Hey man, why don't you open the skinflute so this damn cooler won't be so heavy to carry!"
skinflute by DLBoss August 26, 2006

Skinflute yucker 

A stupid dog face yucker that excels at playing the skin flute
Hey look at Debbie she’s the goat of being the best skinflute yucker. That dumb bitch

Sinfluencer

The perfect definition for junior Grimes (or “june wick”) A bad boy that makes inappropriate Tik toks and enjoys creating chaos as well as spreading fear through his malevolent agenda

@juniortrooper69 is the reason tik tok should be forbidden or banned
EXAMPLE:

Junior: I’m not an influencer

Person 1: yes we know your a sinfluencer

Junior: and don’t you forget it , frenchy!

Person 1: ugh
Sinfluencer by Babyfox November 3, 2021

skin flute 

A skin flute is a very special, but not very unique type of flute commonly referred to as a PENIS. Someone who plays the skin flute sucks a lot of cock
Man, that Thomas kid sure spends a lot of time playing his buddy's skin flute
skin flute by Steven September 26, 2004
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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