skimp dick 

A dick that is skinny and elongated like an earthworm on the sidewalk after it rains.

ex: Yo, that native adam has a serious cass of skimp dick

skimp dick by Clitflicker17 June 13, 2018

Simp dick 

A social disease when you Are so fixated on pleasing your girlfriend she controls all the decisions your dick and balls make.

Anyone to joe p -do you want to come out drinking with the boys tn.

Joe p- Na i got simp dick rn

Simp dick by Chune for your headtop April 21, 2020

skip dick

Skip dick is when one's penis smells like the brand of crisps "Skips"

Jane: Wow Michael had really bad skip dick last night, might have to break up with him.
John: Hahahahaha that is grim blad

skip dick by TheGuyThatKnows July 8, 2016

Simp Dick 

An individual who is starved off female attention to a point where his pecker will arise even in the mere presence of the opposite gender. Commonly 5'6 and under, Not to be confused with Incels.

I want george, but he looks like he has a simp dick

Simp Dick by Hung08 March 19, 2020

dick simp

a cringe simp that won’t leave you alone

taylor is a mad dick simp and he won’t piss off

dick simp by UncleBarry April 12, 2021

skrimpdick 

noun: a abnormally small penis resembling the size of the commonly known crustacean (0.1 to 1 inch)

noun: a man that portrays characteristics similar to a man with a small penis.

noun: One that isn't fortunate enough to have a big dog dick.

I was about to get some head from a slut, but she laughed at me due to my skrimpdick.

Girl 1: So how was that sushi place last night?
Girl 2: Everything was going fine until we got our food and he starting acting real weird
girl 1: So what happened after dinner?
girl 2: He came back to my place and I couldn't wait to fuck him. Once I took his pants off I realized what was wrong at dinner.
Girl1: What?
Girl 2: He had a skrimpdick and I ordered skrimp. I feel so sorry for him.

skrimpdick by bigdogsc February 27, 2011