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skillage 

African bum disease.
Dude, Stewart's got skillage.
skillage by Rick December 23, 2003
n. The block of recorded time that exists on a Tivo or any other DVR device that allows you to fast forward.
Dude, why are we watching the commercials? We have skipage!
Skipage by Steve_00_ March 19, 2010

Skillage In The Village

Skillage, but in a village.
Steve: (does some amazing football skills, while in a village)

Me: That was Skillage In The Village!!!!
A word used to measure the minimum to maximum area a person can smile. Smilage is measured using the circumference of a smile
Ex1: Zakiyah increases Mike's smilage with everything she says.

Ex2: Yo you're maxing out my smilage right now.

Ex3: yo let me measure dat smilage.
Smilage by Mike "The Bat" Zino June 22, 2010

ionela shilage 

A hot underaged girl, typically with large breasts, and/or petite features with defined curves on her body.
Damn she be a Ionela shilage

I have pics of Ionela shilages, i'll send them to you via dms

My neighbor's daughter's a ionela shilage.

skillage 

aftrican bum diseas skillage

pronounced S-Kill-ij
Boy1:manuel has skillage on him
Manuel:i’m so sickage i have skillage
skillage by Eris1 December 10, 2020
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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