Non-skiing nation 

Used to define the heritage of a person or object that originates from a country or region that never scores any gold medals in the winter Olympics.

Police: Could you identify the suspect?
Witness: It was hard to see in the dark, but he was definitely from a non-skiing nation.

Non-skiing nation by GretaGrease April 13, 2021

International Stockholm Invaders Skiing 

A Cross Country Skiing team, based in Stockholm, Sweden.

The International Stockholm Invaders Skiing team had their first training camp of 2017 in Orsa.

International Stockholm Invaders Skiing by I-T-B February 3, 2017

nordic skiing 

coming in two forms, classic or skate, nordic skiing is the original and hardest way to ski. you use every muscle in your body, and race 5-50k. an average practice for high school is 10-15 miles.

classic is a back and forth motion, primarily using your arms
skate is similar to skating on ice, except you also use your arms some, but mainly legs.
there is no stopping because of....
too cold
too long
bad wax
bad snow
sore muscles
darkness
season (skis with wheels)

i wish i was nordic skiing all the time!

nordic skiing by nordie4eva November 26, 2010

Nordic Skiing 

the coolest sport known to man. also it is the best form of skiing (other being downhill) known to this day because ones that participate will be in way better shape and should, could, and will kick anyones ass who does Alpine.

John- Oh man i had a difficult nordic practice last night.
Dave- Oh i didn't know you do nordic skiing. Dude that stuff is legit

Nordic Skiing by Flava Fla May 10, 2011

canadian water skiing

When you tie someone to the back of a car and drag them around the streets. Done in order to seriously annoy people.

Hey, did you hear about that guy who didn't pay the gang what they wanted? He got taken on a little Canadian water skiing trip. I haven't heard from him.

canadian water skiing by AllTheMemes October 7, 2016

couch skiing 

The act of a person sitting on the couch and jerking off men on each side of him/her, at the same time. The simultaneous jerking off motion resembles using ones poles to descend down a ski mountain.

Dude, Doug is such a homo. He got drunk and went couch skiing with the the two captains of the guys basketball team.

couch skiing by Lilly Rowell September 29, 2007

Skiing in the Alps 

Off on a cocaine binge with hookers until the money runs out or someone dies.

Nobody has seen Hoover lately, could be off Skiing in the Alps again.

Skiing in the Alps by funkspiel July 27, 2009