ski patrol

Name for a cocaine dealer. The name comes from the appearance of cocaine in its normal, white-powder form (just like snow).

cocaine head: Yo, I wanna get fucked up, lets call up the ski patrol and we'll split a gram and go skiing.

cocaine head's friend: Ok

by Fully19 June 21, 2006

ski patrol

People who take care of injured skiers. Usually gay or like to have sex with little boys. 90% are Egotistical, Trustfund pretty boys. They are all afraid of snowmakers because the Snowmakers are superior to anything they do. Snowmakers also steal there glory and there woman. Usually there is one patroler that is more hated then any other usually named JOSH

I got hurt skiing and the ski patrol helped then had sex with my 12 year old son.

by Snow God December 29, 2006

Ski Patrol

Someone who's looking for free drinks.

Don't talk to that girl, she's so ski patrol.

by Zaluu July 06, 2010

Ski Patrol

A person who helps injured people on at a ski area

The ski patroller named Elsa helped me when I broke my leg at Nashoba Valley

by Kev dawg January 22, 2017

Ski Patrol

Ski patrol is when one guy sits in the middle of 2 other guys and jerks them off. Similar to skiing.

Kyle sat between julian and nick and ski patrolled em.

by 911insidetrabajo November 17, 2018

Ski Patrol

The Police. Law enforcement officials.

The ski patrol rolled up so we dropped our blunts and booked it.

by nighttripper August 11, 2011

canadian ski patrol

Awesome volunteers that wakes up at 5-6 am to go freeze their asses to save ours on a ski hill.

The Canadian Ski Patrol was so nice and saved my life !

by Canadian Ski Patrol April 14, 2014