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sketchyball 

Girls who go after guys who are more than 2 years older. Weird/sketchy. Sandra.
"I just went to UConn and hooked up with a senior!"
- sketchyball.
sketchyball by Dave December 20, 2004
Words you can keep

sketchball 

a. A person that is so involved in drugs, alcohol, sex, and general debauchery above what is conceiveably possible.
b. A shady character.
c. Someone that appears to have no moral judgment, self-respect, or general hygiene to the point where he/she is a total laughingstock that must be avoided.
Holy crap man, he lives in Roxbury, obviously hes a sketchball.

She dumped him and went out with two other guys on the same day? Holy sketchball, batman!
sketchball by Rooster October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on February 19, 2006

sketchball 

a.) The noun form of sketchy.
b.) Someone who participates in activities that you wouldn't want the majority of people to know about because people will think you're creepy, and avoid you.

Normal behavior of a sketchball include:
Hitting on girls outside of preppy suburban bars.
Sitting by themselves at night on their sidekick/blackberry
"Accidently" sleeping with people
Lurking people like crazy on facebook/myspace/AIM.
Man, Wesley is such a sketchball, he was lurking that girls myspace at the show, while SHE was at the show, somehow he ended up "accidently" sleeping with her, after he hit on her friend last night.
sketchball by ChristineOhhh June 15, 2007

sketchball 

a guy was lurking behind a building by himself at 3 am. What a sketchball!
sketchball by Ellie September 26, 2003

sketchball 

Andrew Medvec is such a sketchball
sketchball by The Judge 94 January 24, 2010

Sketchballness 

VERB: containing the attributes of being sketchy.
1. A 5 foot 8, 175 pound guy who says he was going to be an outside linebacker for Penn State.

2. A guy who says he's unemployed because he has a lot of money and he wants a girl to like him for who he is.
Sketchballness by Jennie R. July 11, 2005

sketchball-bitch 

yoko ono.
That sketchball-bitch sat by his side the entire time they made the album.
sketchball-bitch by mandaa December 27, 2003
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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