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sketchxl 

Adj. Someone or something that acts or appears
to be especially suspicious, very unpredictable,
overly secretive, deceptive, or requires caution.
"Hey, let's take this shortcut."
"No way, that dark, abandoned alley is sketchXL!"

"Hey, have you seen my friend?"
"I saw him leaving with that guy who was wearing
the necklace made of teeth; that guy was sketchXL".
sketchxl by Hedegard919 November 5, 2021
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Sketchlow 

Thinking, acting, or speaking inappropriately, as in "performing a sketchlow." Someone who, without notice, disappears into the night like a hawk into the forest, leaving you with only the whispers of the wind. One who provides the comfort level of an undersized shoe. Potentially a shitty co-worker. THAT guy.
He pulled a sketchlow when he insulted my overweight mother by calling her a fat whore.

Remember that time I sketchlowed my way into your girlfriend?

Where did Cindy go? She must have sketchlowed.
Sketchlow by BruceJuiceShow May 15, 2011

Sketchalunk 

A sketchy individual that ditches on hanging out more often than actually following through with hanging out. They are unreliable and will never show up even if plans are made months in advance.
Day 1 -Earlier
Person 1 "Yo, you want to hang out tonight?"
Person 2 "Hells ya, 7:00 work?"
Person 1 "Yea, I will call you."

Later on (7:00)
Person 1 calls person 2 at 7:00 in 15 minute increments and no answer.

"Fuckin sketchalunk!"

The outcome is the same any day after this.

sketcholepsy 

A chronic disease in which the sufferer often will uncontrollably sketch off. A debilitating stigma follows the sufferer, and they often have trouble keeping friends and getting laid.
John, a long time sufferer of sketcholepsy, has been with a woman only twice. However, both experiences ended in violent sketch offs, in which he disappeared in less than 3 seconds.

His best guess as to what a female breast feels like is a bag of sand, thanks for his favorite movie - The 40 Year Old Virgin.
sketcholepsy by Maxer64 November 27, 2007

sketchalicious 

something that is both sketchy yet somehow appealling.

E.g. a shady looking guy that's still kinda sexy. Or a bar that's a little grungy but you want to go in anyways...
"that drug dealer is a little shady."
"yeah but oddly sexy."
"he's kinda sketchalicious!"
sketchalicious by oiseausarah December 3, 2010

Sketchellent 

Sketching Excellence. Begun as I sketched people in the subways of Toronto. On my way to a play, someone told me the drawing of someone i recently met was Sketchellent. Thus a new word was born.
Joe:"k, what do you think of this piece"
Bob:"hey man, that page is sketchellent!"
Sketchellent by Niall Sketchy October 29, 2004

sketchclown

see sketchball. one who is incredibly shady and/or sketchy beyond belief.
sketchclown by SHakalAk January 22, 2004