sketalaid

pronounced sket-a-laid

When you get laid by a sket

Boy 1 -'I was so drunk and desperate last night I ended up getting sketalaid'

Boy2- 'Who was the lucky girl'

Boy1 - 'Amy red the little chief'

Boy2 - 'SHAAAMMEEE, you've blatantly got sketalaids now.'

sketalaid by AmyRed April 8, 2008

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sketalaids

When someone gets aids from sleeping with a sket.

John caught sketalaids from sleeping with skye.

sketalaids by sket April 7, 2008

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Sketalitis

Somebody that can’t stop dating skets

‘Bro you’ve got sketalitis’

Sketalitis by George_vr_08 October 30, 2018

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sketalisticmatisticsevalimistichypersysticsemilevalisticallimetabolistic

sketalisticmatisticsevalimistichypersysticsemilevalisticallimetabolistic relates to a person of great mental retardation and or lack of basic comprehension and processing of the world around them

you're so fucking sketalisticmatisticsevalimistichypersysticsemilevalisticallimetabolistic dude this is why you're in special ED! >:[

sketalisticmatisticsevalimistichypersysticsemilevalisticallimetabolistic by Gnarple September 3, 2023

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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