The Art of Typing Scottish Slang, Whilst drunk on Buckfast and making colossal Typos so the text makes little to no sense at all but only those who have been in the presence of a Skelfish typer can successfully translate it.

Zip upl yerr fgy whewn yoi deal withj the publicv tae yerr bawbagh - Oh he's speaking Skelfish again!!

skelfish by Kolliiwobbles May 20, 2018

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smelvis

V. The act of being smelvis.

Did you see that guy just totally smelvis

smelvis by BlueElvis October 19, 2020

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Stelvis

To stand with one leg slightly bent and the other leg straight

Those people who stole your car, called you a moron and then your sister retarded, did a massive stelvis for cash outside of the kebab shop this morning.

Stelvis by The Kretin January 7, 2020

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Smelvis

V. The act of being Smelvis.

Damn! To you see that guy just smelvis?!!

Smelvis by BlueElvis October 19, 2020

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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