skelfish

The Art of Typing Scottish Slang, Whilst drunk on Buckfast and making colossal Typos so the text makes little to no sense at all but only those who have been in the presence of a Skelfish typer can successfully translate it.

Zip upl yerr fgy whewn yoi deal withj the publicv tae yerr bawbagh - Oh he's speaking Skelfish again!!

skelfish by Kolliiwobbles May 20, 2018

Selfishing 

Self-ish-ing: Occurs in the social networking world. An act of calling attention to one's self by posting a vague comment that entices people to ask you to elaborate.

It's a selfish post intended to fish for attention.

These are examples of selfishing posts:

1) "Man you wouldn't believe what just happened to me!"
2) "Oh my God. I can't believe this. Please send prayers..."
3) "Gee, I can't believe that someone would hurt someone like that"

Selfishing by MaxieD May 12, 2011

selfish selfie

when a celebrity takes a nude selfie and won't let us look at it

I wish Jennifer Lawrence would quit taking those selfish selfies

selfish selfie by henro50 September 13, 2014

Selfish Top 

A top who makes sure he is pleased and only cares if he cums without getting the bottom off

Girl I slept with this guy last night and I spent all night giving him head and letting him top me until he came but then he just got up and left without doing shit for me. Fuck selfish tops

Selfish Top by QueenOfQueers August 30, 2016

Selfish Shellfish 

Someone that only thinks about themself. It's basically calling someone selfish, but more redundant.

Gary: Dude, can I have some cigarettes?
John: No! They're all mine! Fuck off!
Gary: Dude, fine. Y'don't need to be a selfish shellfish about it. Fuck.

Selfish Shellfish by YapmelkXela October 14, 2009

Selfish Facebooker 

Facebook Friends who NEVER comment on any one elses posts or comments, but only post their own opinions quotes, or videos for others to comment on

Dude have you ever gotten a comment or response on any of your posts from Corky or Cassandra ?? They are ONLY interested in posting & receiving feedback on their own opinions ... Such "Selfish Facebookers" !

Selfish Facebooker by magic worder August 25, 2011

Selfish bastard 

Selfish bastard. Used when you ask your friend for something small and they refuse to give or share it with you.

Hey, can I have some of that hamburger?

No, it's mine.

You selfish bastard!

Selfish bastard by BoS101 July 23, 2012