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skeletor 

A pile of bones who calls himself a man. Lies incessantly glorifying himself and his life to manipulate lonely desperate women for housing and money.
"Whoa, that skeletor looking dude is your mom's boyfriend?! I thought he was just a Halloween decoration!"
skeletor by righteousforme June 19, 2013

St Skeletor's Day

Created by comedian Richard Herring, St Skeletor's Day falls on February 15th (the day after valentine's day) every year as a separate celebration for all the bitter lonely single people who didn't get cards the day before, or on any valentine's day ever.
Adam: Did you get any St Valentines Day cards?
Teela: No, I celebrate St Skeletor's day.
Adam: Did you get any St Skeletor's Day cards?
Teela: ...no.

Skeletwhore 

A derogatory term referring to a total bitch who tries to steal other people's boyfriends and happens to be very skinny, sometimes unhealthily so. Frequently a very ugly person, both physically and in their personality. Can refer to both females and gay males.

Combination of Skeletal and Whore. Joke reference to Skeletor from the 80's cartoon, "He-Man And The Masters Of The Universe".
"That fucking skeletwhore tried it on with my bloke last night!!"
Skeletwhore by loloferrari August 6, 2007

Skeletor VS Beastman 

A famous song, usually played in school when bored.
Rake some leaves! A famous quote from Skeletor VS Beastman. This quote is used all over the world by people of every kind.
Skeletor VS Beastman by -xPETEYx- February 13, 2008

skelewhore 

Ann Coulter.

A vile lying facist nazi party doll anorexic piglet that will do anything to get attention even make herself look like a complete fool 24/7.
Daivd Letterman show reported that Bill Clinton IS gay but only when it comes to evil crazy bitches(like Ann Coulter). To explain why he wasn't hitting on her bony ass... only rednecks and neocons like that disgusting SKELEWHORE.
skelewhore by monkiki July 30, 2006

Skeletor 

Skeletor is the main villain in the cartoon, comic, and action figure series "Masters of the Universe". He has a muscular body and an exposed skull for a face.
"I'll get you next time, He Man!" shouted Skeletor, as he escaped.
Skeletor by Mystico October 11, 2005