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a guy that masturbates all the time

Jesse:Jeez David is so dirty, he just sits at home and beats off.

Kris:What a skeet king!

skeet king by packinwood October 20, 2006

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Sweet Kingdom of Love

New and improved professional term for vagina (Goal: No more usage of the words "pussy", "cunt", or any other derogatory words for vagina)

Its common for a sweet kingdom of love to taste of fish .

Sweet Kingdom of Love by reed1999 May 9, 2017

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skeeting

beating the FUCK out yo dick and subsequently busting a FAT NUT

P1: ayo bruh last night i was skeeting and my sister walked in on me
P2: yo that’s rough dog

skeeting by fuckin shmirs February 22, 2018

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Yeeting and skeeting

Cumming while you are riding a skateboard while doing an Ollie around 10 other naked dudes in a public park. You must nut on one of the dudes. You then have to carry the man you came on on top of your shoulders around the whole park.

Dang look at those guys Yeeting and Skeeting

Yeeting and skeeting by The yeet skeet master November 27, 2018

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Skeeting

The only way to share messages on your Bluesky skyline

"Wow, peter has posted so many skeets"
"I can't believe he reskeeted that"
"If he doesn't stop skeeting no one will like him"

Skeeting by ptrlrd April 28, 2023

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Skreet Skeeting

The act of boiling flavored condoms releasing the aromatics, which contain alcohol then drinking the liquid, which can get you high for as long as 10 to 12 hours.

The students have been out skreet skeeting on the weekends after running out of all other options, and hope.

Skreet Skeeting by Mookscast July 28, 2022

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skeeting

When you skeet on something/someone.

"I was skeeting on the bitch all night!"

skeeting by crackwhore19 March 2, 2008

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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