skeet beard
Yeah, so I was was bangin this chick and I didn't want to get her pregnant so I pulled out and gave her a skeet beard instead.
skeet beard by Max. L January 19, 2008
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SKEET BEARD
Usually found in adult arcades, due to lack of paper towel usage amongst patrons on the receiving end of a glory hole. Requires the skeetee to be unshaven (see bear or any bluegrass fiddle player). Also prevalent in many Craigslist casual encounters and racist cruising.
SKEET BEARD by Bingbong79 March 7, 2009
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Skeetboard
On the way from point A to point B, doing so while "skeetboarding" would encompass numerous deviant acts toward the ladies in your passing time.
Skeetboard by Mattie H January 20, 2009
Skeetboard
"... and she spent the rest of the night riding my skeetboard"
"No she didn't, no woman would touch a man who calls it his Skeet board"
"No she didn't, no woman would touch a man who calls it his Skeet board"
Skeetboard by Strangehouse July 18, 2010
skeetboarding
skeetboarding by Tigan November 9, 2007
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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