skeet beard
Yeah, so I was was bangin this chick and I didn't want to get her pregnant so I pulled out and gave her a skeet beard instead.
skeet beard by Max. L January 19, 2008
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SKEET BEARD
Usually found in adult arcades, due to lack of paper towel usage amongst patrons on the receiving end of a glory hole. Requires the skeetee to be unshaven (see bear or any bluegrass fiddle player). Also prevalent in many Craigslist casual encounters and racist cruising.
SKEET BEARD by Bingbong79 March 7, 2009
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Sweet Beard
A terrible collection of what seems to be facial hair hanging off the face some poor misguided douche bag.
Sweet Beard by 4orty April 14, 2011
Skeetboard
On the way from point A to point B, doing so while "skeetboarding" would encompass numerous deviant acts toward the ladies in your passing time.
Skeetboard by Mattie H January 20, 2009
Skeetboard
"... and she spent the rest of the night riding my skeetboard"
"No she didn't, no woman would touch a man who calls it his Skeet board"
"No she didn't, no woman would touch a man who calls it his Skeet board"
Skeetboard by Strangehouse July 18, 2010
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skeetboarding by Tigan November 9, 2007
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