Strangehouse's definitions

Ass Nostril

1. Anus
2. An annoying or obnoxious person.
3. A bad place to store your keys.

1. It would suck to be a midget... every time you get in line you're eye level with a row full of Ass Nostrils.

2.Joe did what to your dog? And you didn't charge him? You Ass Nostril!

3. Most people just put that stuff in their pockets.

by strangehouse April 1, 2007

Skeetboard

The male sex organ as ridden during girl-on-top or cowgirl style sex.

"... and she spent the rest of the night riding my skeetboard"

"No she didn't, no woman would touch a man who calls it his Skeet board"

by Strangehouse July 18, 2010

Postracial

To exist beyond the point where race is a consideration. Literally 'After Race'

An Obama Whitehouse is a significant step towards a Postracial America

or the less convincing...

"I am the face of Postracial America!"
~Tracy Morgan Jan 11th, 2009.

by Strangehouse January 14, 2009

Ice Skeet

When the male is surprised into orgasm when his partner blows him with an ice cube in his or her mouth.

She read about it in Cosmo... she thought I'd enjoy it, but as soon as her cold lips touched by crown I Ice Skeeted all over.

by Strangehouse July 18, 2010

Stick Time

If you resist during arrest and the police are forced to use their baton on your person.

Doug ran from the cops... when they caught up he got some quality stick time

by Strangehouse June 20, 2006

[Postracial]

To exist beyond the point where race is a consideration. Literally 'After Race'

An Obama Whitehouse is a significant step towards a Postracial America

or the less convincing...

"I am the face of Postracial America!"
~Tracy Morgan Jan 11th, 2009.

by Strangehouse January 12, 2009