skeet and yeet

When you nut over the phone and instantly ignore the person's messages afterwards

Logan hit me with that skeet and yeet last night. He still won't answer my calls

by pacify;phan July 12, 2017

Yeet and skeet

To have sexual intercourse with someone and leave the next morning.

-"But what do I do if she's a slut?"
-"Yeet and skeet, son"

by gruff-nugget October 20, 2018

Yeet and skeet

The good ole Dwight tactic. Yeeting and skeeting is when u date/have sex with someone and throw them away like the condom u had sex with em with.

Me:Maaan, I gave that bitch the heave ho

Friend: The what?
Me: You know ejaculate and evacuate
Friend: What?

Me: You know... yeet and skeet
Friend: Ooooohhhh. Niiiicccee

by Big thiccy boi July 8, 2019

Yeet and Skeet

What needs to be done to the 1% when the revolution comes.

Trebuchets will be involved.

Also shotguns.

"Guillotines are so passé. Yeet and Skeet the Rich."

by DeSisi1789 July 14, 2020

Yeet and Skeet

When you're banging a thot standing up and right before you cum, throw her in the air and bust a nut at her mid air.

I'm going to give this petite chick the yeet and skeet tonight.

by James Wolfe October 21, 2020

Yeet Yodel and Skeet

The "YEET" portion is when you are "having intercourse" the "YODEL" portion is when you are "about to finish and you moan" hence the "YODEL" the "SKEET" portion of course is the fluid leaving the body. Yeet, Yodel and SKEET!

Now that I am married I can finally Yeet Yodel and Skeet all over my wife's mom.

by RickyFyied August 26, 2019

Sheet it and Yeet it

1. When you want someone in your bed for as long as it takes and then you no longer want them in your bed.

2. The millennial equivalent of "hit it and quit it".

Imma get on Tinder and find someone, cuz I need to Sheet it and Yeet it

by whoDunnit2 September 28, 2020