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skeet and yeet

When you nut over the phone and instantly ignore the person's messages afterwards
Logan hit me with that skeet and yeet last night. He still won't answer my calls
skeet and yeet by pacify;phan July 12, 2017
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Yeet and skeet 

To have sexual intercourse with someone and leave the next morning.
-"But what do I do if she's a slut?"
-"Yeet and skeet, son"
Yeet and skeet by gruff-nugget October 20, 2018

Yeet and skeet 

The good ole Dwight tactic. Yeeting and skeeting is when u date/have sex with someone and throw them away like the condom u had sex with em with.
Me:Maaan, I gave that bitch the heave ho

Friend: The what?
Me: You know ejaculate and evacuate
Friend: What?

Me: You know... yeet and skeet
Friend: Ooooohhhh. Niiiicccee

Yeet and Skeet 

What needs to be done to the 1% when the revolution comes.

Trebuchets will be involved.

Also shotguns.
"Guillotines are so passé. Yeet and Skeet the Rich."
Yeet and Skeet by DeSisi1789 July 14, 2020

Yeet and Skeet 

When you're banging a thot standing up and right before you cum, throw her in the air and bust a nut at her mid air.
I'm going to give this petite chick the yeet and skeet tonight.
Yeet and Skeet by James Wolfe October 21, 2020

Yeet Yodel and Skeet 

The "YEET" portion is when you are "having intercourse" the "YODEL" portion is when you are "about to finish and you moan" hence the "YODEL" the "SKEET" portion of course is the fluid leaving the body. Yeet, Yodel and SKEET!
Now that I am married I can finally Yeet Yodel and Skeet all over my wife's mom.
Yeet Yodel and Skeet by RickyFyied August 26, 2019

Sheet it and Yeet it 

1. When you want someone in your bed for as long as it takes and then you no longer want them in your bed.

2. The millennial equivalent of "hit it and quit it".
Imma get on Tinder and find someone, cuz I need to Sheet it and Yeet it
Sheet it and Yeet it by whoDunnit2 September 28, 2020
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