skeeft

The past tense of the word skeef.

Evan skeeft my rice crispy treat.

The man had skeeft at least 10 banks in his lifetime.

by skeefter June 16, 2010

bartle skeet

Alternative word to Mountain Dew.

You can't have a day at the track with out a ice cold can of bartle skeet.

by Bartle Skeet November 13, 2017

Bartle Skeet

Another Word for Mountain Dew, drink of the gods. The origin of this word is unknown but it sure is fun to say. Also sometimes called Mountain Bartle Skeet. Most often used by hicks or rednecks.

Person 1: Pass me an Ice cold can of Bartle skeet.
Person 2: But Mountain Dew gives you kidney stones.
Person 1: I want my BARTLE SKEET!

by Mikey Jeff November 16, 2017

Skeet sock

1. a sock used to catch male ejaculation.

" man, stop leaving your skeet sock's next to the computer!"

by Armuste July 31, 2009

Doug And Skeeter

some cartoon named doug funny talking about the beats. Nickeloadeon is all bad

Did you Dig? pshh, I Doug and Skeeter made Patty Mayonnaise.

by Googlefaps.com August 28, 2018

skeetlecrow

(noun) A bird you skeet on for shits and giggles.

*Tend to be girls of lesser intellect and or class, much like a breezy.

Bill: Did you see that asian bitch hes hanging with?
Ted: yeah, shes a skeetlecrow if i ever seen one.

by swabyourears December 28, 2008

Skeet Kune Do

A form of martial arts that involves masturbating on the opponent.

Watch out for that karate master... he blinded me with his Skeet Kune Do.

by Misanthroat April 20, 2011