skeefix

When your ADHD is so bad you can never focus on anything for more than a second.

Yo James where’d you go? -oh I was just pulling a skeefix

Hey James wtf I thought you had my back! -oops pulled a skeefix and had to go pee

by Hernicus October 17, 2021

Sleefix

To watch Netflix and sleep

Hey Neens, i'm so tired but I want to watch the new season of OITNB; I guess I should just Sleefix tonight

by Frosty Kittens June 19, 2016

skeezix

Jivin' cool slang fo' a total loser, lamer, pencil necked geek.

Named after one of the main characters of the old comic strip Gasoline Alley.

That pocket-protecting skeezix from the AV department walked in here today looking for a stapler, what a jive foo.

by Jorge October 19, 2004

skeefing

the act of skeeting while cheefing, ejaculating while smoking a lot of marijuana.

That guy can win a skeefing contest.

by huffypuff69 June 7, 2013