skank pouch

1. Another Word for Slut Bag
2. A Uterus
3. The best insult to throw someone off guard because nobody uses it.

1: Sally: Gosh Miranda you're such a Skank Pouch!
Miranda: Whatever you Twat Waffle!
2. I hate my period, I just wanna rip out my skank pouch!
3. Suzie: I can't believe you slept with him! You.... SKANK POUCH!
Molly: Well... what? ...oh crap i'm so caught off guard, nobody has ever called me that before.

skank pouch by theatregeek517 August 28, 2009

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Spank Pouch

A condom that is otherwise too large for a small penis that one puts on with the sole purpose of masturbating into.

"I can't wear Magnums!"

"Just use it as a Spank Pouch then!"

Spank Pouch by Bob McGillian September 3, 2011

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Related Words

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Stank Pouch

Another name for a woman's vagina

The only thing a woman has to offer is her stank pouch.

Stank Pouch by E Blorbus Unimax April 26, 2025

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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