skalimper

Skalimper: An ass licker, someone who snacks on snails; disease from the anus.

Stop being a skalimper, bro, you stink.

by darcy_defines March 5, 2022

Flag

Get the skalimper mug.

Schlimper

A person who always mails it in. Someone who is a complete and total schmuck.

Timmy never helps with group projects, he's such a schlimper.

by wowlitcomp September 6, 2018

Flag

Get the Schlimper mug.

Related Words

skalimper • skimper • Slimper • Schlimper • Skalumberate • Skamper • skamper dampers • Skillimperork • Skilumper • Skimperop

The person skimper who serves you and designates the portion size whether it be rice, beans, meat (mainly chicken), salsa, sour cream, cheese, guac and lettuce at Chipotle Mexican Grill.

A worker at Chipotle Mexican Grill.

I am at the order line at Chipotle Mexican Grill ordering a buritto. I will have please a buritto with white rice, black beans, chicken, Wait!! you only put half a spoonful of chicken you big ol skimper. May I have a little more please. Extra money for that. Gosh dang skimper!! Hot salsa, cheese please again more skimping going on there and lettuce. Just got ripped off at Chipolte. Man!!! I'll be back tomorrow for more of the skimpers.

by Dambrose November 9, 2011

Flag

Get the skimper mug.

Skilumper

The sucker you make carry your skis

-"I thought you hated that guy, why'd you invite him along?"
-"Oh, he's our skilumper."

by BIGjava February 6, 2012

Flag

Get the Skilumper mug.

Skimper

1. A person who often skimps people out of bags of marijuana

2. A person who stuffs small and often shwaggy bowls or blunts

3. a word to describe something as "unfit"

1. Wow, Dustin only gave us 1.2 grams for a dime, what a skimper

2. Jeremy's bowl only went around a 3 person circle 1 time, it was a skimper

3. This party is skimper, nobody has match

by Joe Vangay August 19, 2009

Flag

Get the Skimper mug.

Skillimperork

A person who takes a dick up the ass till they shit bloody cum and then they inject the bloody cum into their eyes, and they run around saying they are high

Oh my gosh Rebecca is running around telling everybody she is high when everybody knows what she did last night. Fuckin skillimperork!

by HugeFuckinPussy January 4, 2012

Flag