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steamy sizemore 

A surprise left at a party for the host to clean up off the couch the next day. Mostly consists of fecal matter or vomit. Commonly referred to when the substance is on a fabric (ie. couch or chair).
Dude, someone totally left you a steamy sizemore on your couch last night.
steamy sizemore by HansDude October 16, 2008
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-v- To fornicate in a less than gentlemanly manner.
1. Dude, she got sizemored in that movie!
2. If you don't shut up, I'm gonna sizemore your mouth.
sizemore by eyeloveme September 24, 2005

grady sizemore 

The hottest center fielder in baseball. He plays nasty defense, can hit the ball, and can steal bases. He produces in every category. He was born Aug. 2, 1982. He was born in Seattle. He is 6ft 2in 205lbs. Nice skin. (hes half black) brown eyes, a smile and dimples that make you melt, and curly hair you want to run your fingers through and yea how about that body and booty WOO! WHAT A HOTTIE!
grady sizemore by Fatima24 June 20, 2007

Grady Sizemore's 

24 inch rims of any kind.
Yo dawg, I got my Tahoe rollin up on Grady Sizemore's co.
Grady Sizemore's by Da Watcher September 3, 2006
when a man finishes after one pump.
Matt really pulled a sizemore with that girl last night, and was she disappointed.
sizemore by MasterDrew April 15, 2008
Damn girl take off your clothes I wanna Simore.
simore by Jamal32 October 15, 2020
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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