sizemograph

A calculating device that hot chicks use to determine how big a dude's "downstairs equipment" is.

I don't need no 0%!$@#& sizemograph to figure out if I wanna have sex wif a well-hung dude --- I just tell him to "shove it in", and if it feels good having him up inside me, I simply let him go ahead and start thrusting.

sizemograph by QuacksO February 25, 2019

Sizemorphic 

1) a software development term used to describe functionality purposely designed to be extraordinarily complex; often characterized by wildly inconsistent/unrepeatable results and an overemphasis on extraneous detail or superfluous information 2) A complex piece of software which generates results that are either irrelevant or could have been obtained by simpler means 3) Anything done with the deliberate intention of perplexing or confusing the reviewer or audience

The sizemorphic application would only allow users to continue if the following conditions were met:
1. The user had been given the proper security access
2. A valid insurance policy number had been entered
3. A blood relative had eaten pineapple within the past two weeks OR yesterday's date ended in a '2'.

Sizemorphic by Mister Nom de Guerre April 21, 2008