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Sinkpisser 

A Sinkpisser
(Also referred to as an 'outside the box thinker')

is a man who's distinguished by his bold decision making ability under pressure.
Where one man see's a bathroom full of taken stalls and empty sinks,
Joseph a veteran sinkpisser saw opportunity.
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Sinkpisser 

One who is boorish, thoughtless, unsophisticated and ill-mannered. So ill-mannered, in fact, that they lack the courtesy to wait for an available urinal or commode, and instead elect to micturate in the fucking sink.
Christ, who invited that sinkpisser to the party? Last time he came here, he ate all the buffalo wings and wiped his hands on the curtains, right after he put his cigarette out on the cat.

Sitpisser 

A guy who likes to sit down when they pee rather than standing up.
Cheef is such a sitpisser.
Sitpisser by TeamHellYeah March 16, 2019

Sidepisser 

A moron, who, at a urinal,pisses toward the side, thus is likely to piss on a) his leg or worse b) pissing on your leg.
"Dude your pantsleg is all wet."
"Yeah I was beside Irvin in the bathroom."

"Yeah he's a fuckin sidepisser."

Piss, urinate, pee
Sidepisser by catcherholic July 21, 2016
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026