One who is boorish, thoughtless, unsophisticated and ill-mannered. So ill-mannered, in fact, that they lack the courtesy to wait for an available urinal or commode, and instead elect to micturate in the fucking sink.
Christ, who invited that sinkpisser to the party? Last time he came here, he ate all the buffalo wings and wiped his hands on the curtains, right after he put his cigarette out on the cat.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand