sitting taco 

A chick who will wait around to have sex with you till the end of time.

Bro, this chick keeps texting me even though I got back with my ex. I think shes a sitting taco

sitting taco by sedk6 August 30, 2014

shitting taco bell style 

The act of farting while taking a shit that sounds like a running lawn mower

"Do you hear that in the bathroom over there? Someone is shitting Taco Bell style."

shitting taco bell style by Fucking moron October 17, 2017