a bitter, hateful, mean-spirited cruel ass bitch (that may or may not have had a sex change operation) that you are related to and HAVE to see on holidays and other family events. Can be used in the place of BITCH if bitch has been trivialized by over used at family events.
Is fucking sissypoo going to ruin Christmas again this year for the whole family. Who is the asshole that invited sissypoo to the family reunion. Did you see how rude sissypoo was to the waiter, I bet he spit on the bitches food when she sent it back. I got sissypoo'd when that bitch showed up for Thanksgiving.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!